you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
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I want to sit down and eat pizza until the rest of my life.
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sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr
"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??
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im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
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wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
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