puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

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jeliyfish:

I want to sit down and eat pizza until the rest of my life.

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sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

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childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

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thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

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vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

image

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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therealleaah:

afreedomtoexpress:

Goosebumps means it’s real.

XIV

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rianphin:

hood beauty supply goes hord

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